"say something you shy motherfucker she’s waiting."
"My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love."
people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over
"Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do."
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
what I want: brown wedding with all the outfits, jewelry, mehndi, friends, gifts, and food
what I don’t want: the groom